-"Mommy, mommy, look what a pretty box i found!"
-"not now baby, i still have to finish cooking dinner"
-"but mommy, what do you think is in this box?"
-"i have no idea sugar. just let me finish cutting the tomatoes and i'll go
ahead and check"
-"ohh wow mommy! look! i opened the box and look what i found!!"
-"ohh wow baby! what is it??"
-"i dont know mommy... but it sure smells good..."

...

-"yo mom. are you cooking dinner tonight?"
-"no sweetheart. we're going out to eat in Burger King"...




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