I know I'll miss her if she'll choose a different mister.
I want to kiss her with the knowledge I won't piss her
(off).

I want to greet her hoping I won't have to beat her (up).
I want to stick her in a bun and then just eat her.

I know that
Only if her tits were phony
And her middle name was Tony
I would rather ride a Pony
Starve myself until I'm bony
Even sell my shares in Sony
But I'd have to be quite stony
Not that it sounds bad
Or do you think I'm mad?!

I want to grab her
Or may be tag her
I want to shag her
With no need to ever nag her
Ya,  I want to shag her
With no bloody need to nag her.

I know that
Only if her tits were phony
And her middle name was Tony
I would rather ride a Pony
Starve myself until I'm bony
Even sell my shares in Sony
But I'd have to be quite stony
Not that it sounds bad
Or do you think I'm mad?!