אלבומו הראשון של Juicy Jew.
נכתב, בוצע והוקלט בתוך 24 שעות כחלק מפרוייקט Album-a-day.

The first album of Juicy Jew (Asaf Koren), was written,
performed and recorded in one contiguous 24-hour period as
part of the Album-a-Day project -
http://crapart.spacebar.org/aad/.

Mostly random lyrics: Juicy Jew
Guitars, vocals, toy saxophone, fan: Juicy Jew
Production (yeah right): Juicy Jew

Recommended tracks (by Juicy Jew himself!): Handling Irony
Query, Flu Grew Fruit, Resurrection Surveillance Subtle, and
Glory Earth Wilderness Conformism.

Love it or hate it, I know I really enjoyed doing it, and I
highly recommend it.

Lyrics
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Deceptions and lies
Beyond the blank skies
It hides all the eyes
Constrainments are needed to unsolve this crime
Don't let him leave the stronghold
Where the monkeys are gods,
Where the zebras and antelopes come alive
From the mud

My osmosis went bad last day
I found no friends to mix with
I found no enemies to dissolve away from
It's one thing to be an acid,
But it's another thing not to absorb any liquor

My most recent epiphany
Led me to another one
In this fraction of youth
I climb up to new levels of nutrition-aware lifestyle
Sorry for misleading you all

Oh girl, teach me!
Handling this irony was never easy for me!
You should query me!
You should test my knowledge!
I've never been here before, teach me!

As guilt approaches
I need you my heroine
To make my conscious rest
Faraway from where I am
Is it a criminal act
To wish for someone to be?

I got the worst kind of flu
And it just grew and grew
I ate the wrong fruit, it wasn't the season
Don't try to find a reason for every little life

All that is constructed
Piece by piece
Is here defacto
Yet is there in our hearts
Make it glow like a thousand beer handles
On a sunny day
Let them know it's there for me

I can hear no silence
When you say nothing
Even the tombstones of the west
Had their subtle way of saying stuff
Without opening their mouths wide open

Big words like resurrection
Never impressed me much
You're under surveillance, English dialects!
Homoerotic messages hide in every street corner of this
language
Morbid ideas remain untouched

I bought a single flower
But it was too late
Its solitude reminded me
Of my own passion for the flesh
Do you think blowfish fall in love
With mammals from the ground above,
And do they kiss them goodnight?

A single trumpet sings into the promenade
It sends its vibes
A man is yodeling in an oriental language
She laughs a vicious laughter
And then the whole place is demolished
At once

Being an omnipotent creature, I can say undoubtly:
Plowmen dig my earth,
Suck out all the timber you can in an hour
Mrs. Smith needs her new wooden tiles urgently
I'm in Montevideo
In Uruguay

Oh, fuehrer
You're a dinosaur
With powers and respect
You got an elastic armour
Of universal facts
Collision (Coalition) is so close
The mighty truth will burst out
Like a video fast-forwarded on the opening of a rose

Eternal glory is not a thing you can buy
In a pawn shop like a ring
Earth delivers human stars to the sky
And absorbs them when they fall into the wilderness
Can they rise again?
Can they get back to normal life?
Conformism was the thing those days
Now they're back in the woods
Now they are one with nature