STUDIO MENDY COMPANY
AYELET SALY & MENDY YUDA
DECEMBER 3 2001
-ACT ONE-
Scene I: Introduction
(MUSIC: JIMMY HENDRIX - The Star Spangled Banner)
ANOUNCER: The Studio Mendy Company Brings You OUSAMAWOCKY by
Ayelet Saly & Mendy Yuda.
ANOUNCER TWO: Just before we begin the program we would like
to tell you about "American Airlines", the best airline in
the US. Thy fly you straight to your office door! Thank you,
and have a pleasant flight.
Scene II: Prologue
ANOUNCER: 'Twas New York and the Pentagon
It was September by the way
Americans were in grocery stores
And the Afghanis in plains
Beware the OUSAMAWOK my President
The stolen plains
The Boeings that crash
Beware the terrorists
And fear the shiny box-cutters
He took his microphone in hand
(TAP ON MIC)
Long time since Golf War so he sought
He ran away in Air Force 1
And gave a little speech
And as his foolish speeches roared
The OUSAMAWOK with envelops
Sent anthrax through the USA
And trembled in his cave
One two one two! And through and through!
The stolen Boeings made brick a wreck
He left'em scared and with his hand
He crushed the US desk
And hast thou slain the OUSAMAWOK?
Come to my arms, my President!
Oh world war three! Callooh! Callay!
He danced then, on the bombs
'Twas New York and the Pentagon
It was September by the way
Americans were in grocery stores
And the Afghanis in plains.
(MUSIC: GREEN DAY - Brain Stew Godzilla version)
(SOUND OF RADIO NOISE, STATION SEARCH)
Scene III: Flying
(BREAKES TO MIDDLE OF NEWS CAST)
ANOUNCER: About an hour ago a truck full of explosives has
exploded in a school in Arizona. Authorities say it's
probably an act of terrorism.
ANOUNCER TWO: We interrupt this special newscast to bring
you a real good radio play.
(SOUND OF DIALING TONES)
(SOUND OF LINE CALLING)
MAN: Hi we're not at home, please leave a massage after the
beep.
(BIP)
MAN: Hey Honey.
We're flying over New York now, and their giving us a great
close up view of the WTC.
Just called to say that I'll be late because of an unplanned
layover in New York.
Were gonna drop in at the WTC for hot coffee, and we might
crash there for the night. (Yes Ahmed yes)
I'm jumping with joy. It's gonna be a blast!
Well got to split now, bye.
(SOUND OF HANGIN UP)
(CAR DOOR CLOSE, FOOTSTEPS, OPEN DOOR, TV IN BACKGROUND)
(ANSWERING MACHINE ON, THE BEGINNING OF THE MASSAGE AND THEN
IT GET STUCK)
WOMAN: Oh not again, now we really have to get a new one.
(FOOTSTEPS)
Scene IV: CNN
(TV ON, SOUND OF A CLICK)
(BREAKS IN TO CNN NEWS CAST)
(CNN MUSIC)
CNN ANONCER: Professor Nedal Nib, what can you tell us about
this flight?
PROFESSOR: First of all, it was very predictable that this
flight was going to crash into WTC.
CNN ANONCER: How come?
PROFESSOR: Well, I would like to ask our viewers to go on to
their home or office PCs and try this little thing: go to
MSWord and type in the flight's number Q33NY then change the
font to Wingdings and you can see what I'm talking about.
(SOUND OF TYPING)
(SOUND OF DEEP BREATH AND DROP ON FLOOR)
ANOUNCER: Now to our field reporter Noga Pent.
Scene V: The Streets of America
(BACKGROUND VOICES OF STREET, CARS BLOWING HORNS, CARS
DRIVEBY, JETS AND PLANES FLYING OVER)
REPORTER (A WOMAN): I am standing next to City Hall and
what my eyes are seeing is... indescribable. But I'll
describe it anyway. There's a lot of confusion, panicked
people are running everywhere, hurt people are screaming for
help, it's hard to breathe, the smell is not that nice too.
Wait; let me see if I can find some eyewitnesses. (SOMEONE
COMES RUNNING DOWN THE STREET, FOOTSTEPS) excuse me sir
could you describe us what happened?
EYEWITNESS 1: Well, me and my daughter here, witnessed some
eyes back there. it was... horrifying. I thought, I thought
it was a movie! I swear to God I thought it was a movie!
REPORTER: Unbelievable just unbelievable.
And you little girl, what's your name?
GIRL: I wanna go back to Kansas!
(POLICE PASSES BY)
(A MAN COMES RUNNING DOWN THE STREET, FOOTSTEPS)
REPORTER: Sir, can you stop for a second, (THE MAN STOPS)
you seem mad, is there any thing you'd like to say?
EYEWITNESS 2: I just want to say to the President: we have
to nuke'em we have to nuke'em now!
REPORTER: OK I'm gonna try to get even closer to the
buildings, OK I'm getting closer, and closer, and closer,
AOUH what the hell was that, god damn I hit one of the
buildings, I'll go back a little bit, getting back and we're
fine.
Hey you, mister, come here for a second, can you tell me
you're name please?
EYEWITNESS 3: The name's Nagar, Isaac Nagar
REPORTER: can you tell us what happened?
EYEWITNESS 3: I saw plane crushing in building, I saw people
run and I saw engine falling down, FALLING, and then... I
see my eyes, it was bad, terrible, I didn't know what say, I
scream, how you say get out of building, Yah Alleki, I can't
continue, good day.
Scene VI: It's Raining Men
(BACKGROUND MUSIC: GERRY HALIWELL- it's Raining Man)
REPORTER: Well as you can see and hear this is the most
terrifying scene you can imagine. Imagine there's no heaven
and no religion too...I'm looking up now what's that? Is it
a plane, no they're in the buildings, a bird? No they're all
dead, It's... It's a man flying I can't believe my OUCH damn
that was no superman. It's raining men I say, raining men!
This is Miranda vela crusa la hoya cardinal signing off.
(MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES AND THEN FADES OUT)
-ACT TWO-
Scene I: Hollywood Is Fake!
(CNN MUSIC)
CNN ANOUNCER: It is now eleven days since the Hollywood film
making in New York and rescuers are still working in the
wrecks of the WTC and it's area.
CNN ANOUNCER TWO (A GIRL): that's right, and it seems
they'll continue working there for many days.
But today the black box of the first plane was pulled out of
the wrecks.
We'll now move to a special broad cast from Berkley
California where the black box is decoded.
Scene II: African American Box
(BACKGROUND VOICES OF LAB)
REPORTER: Oh It's a good timing you have, because the main
engineer has just delivered me the recording of what
survived from the black box. It's absolutely astonishing.
Let's hear it:
(SOUND OF FEEDBACKS AND DISTORTIONS)
MAN: (SAYS SOMETHING IN ARABIC).
(BLAST)
(SOUND OF FEEDBACKS AND DISTORTIONS)
REPORTER: Back to you Philip.
(LAUGHING OFF MIC)
CNN ANOUNCER: Professor Nabilat, (professor keeps laughing)
Professor Nabilat!
PROFESSOR: Oh sorry.
CNN ANOUNCER: Well professor it seems you are the only one
here that understood what was said. You know Arabic right?
PROFESSOR: Yes.
CNN ANOUNCER: So would you please tell our audience what was
said?
PROFESSOR: One guy told to the other: "Ahmed, I bet you $2 I
can take her between these two buildings." (SAID WITH HEAVY
ARAB ACCENT)
(THE TWO CHARACTERS START LAUGHING OUT LOUD AND THE LAUGH
FADES TO MUSIC: REM - It's The End of The World As We Know
It)
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