I  took my car
And drove out far
Right over a high cliff
Remained alive, though my neck was stiff

Thought of another creative way
To bring death closer to me today
- After going out to get myself a gun
Then finding out I'd have to wait, and that's no fun

"What's a quick way to die?"
At the bar, I guess I asked the wrong guy
Coz turns out he was a shrink
Started to try and understand the way I think

Asking too many questions, that dude just didn't let me go
So I knocked him out, saying - "sorry it had to be so"
Didn't have any money on me, so I didn't pay
Ran out, away from there, to figure out another way

Drank a little more, got even more drunk and mad
Feeling frustrated for this shitty, pointless life I've had
It was beginning to be hard to think at this state
I mean, hell - I couldn't even walk or see straight

Then I got a great idea, got back home and killed my wife
That's just the perfect way to lose my life
Called her mum up, man, she's such an old bitch
But I knew she'd stop all of my misery and won't even
flinch

She came over, soon as she heard
Ran up to me in rage, didn't even say a word
She stabbed me a lot, that's all I remember
Now I can rest in peace, and I'll come to haunt her next
November.