I wake up in my bed
And suddenly I feel so bad
I wanna kill everybody
But I have no gun I'm really sorry--

(Chorus:)
I'm feeling so bad
Like my face is red
And my cheecks too
Like a pi- ka- chu
My brain is going to explode
And I want to be electrode

I'm walking down the street
And suddenly I saw a shit
I cross it over and I fall
Into a strange, big asshole

(repeat chorus)