Choose your monkey, my sweetface,
   You live only once,
   Its the call of nature, inside you,
   to follow the wild.
   Those adorable cavemen you love.
   Then go, choose your monkey,
   and may you be happy with him
   all your life.

   Choose your monkey, oh princess,
   the world is a jungle,
   and you'll never doubt that,
   its the ape that survives.
   You know what you like,
   and you like what you want,
   and you feel what you need,
   and you need only more.

   You'll be comfort with his fur,
   be happy with his langthy tail,
   bewilder from his muscles,
   rejoice his stupid monkey face.
   Go join his cave, climb his ego tree,
   eat bananas together,
   At the end ... you will see.

   All the things you have spoken,
   all your words, just in vain,
   you said you want character,
   you said you like brain.
   But I know what will be your choice
   at the end.
   What you'll bring home again.
   How cute.
   It's a monkey!

   And frankly, my sweetheart,
   I don't care what you'll choose,
   be it a chimp or maybe baboon.
   as long as you're happy,
   I don't give a damn.
   All the world it a zoo,
   so just choose your beast.
   Open the cage to the proudest sadist.

   And in one cage is waiting,
   one lonely man. which is me.
   Alone, desperate, hoping that maybe.
   But you shouldn't wait here.
   No - Don't even look!
   C'mmon, hurry up, Choose your monkey!