"Excuse me, don't you have any shame?"
"What?"
"You just stepped on my foot and spat on my face!"
"Oh."
"What do you mean, 'oh'?"
"Sorry, I didn't know you were there."
"How could you not know that? What am I, a banana?"
"I don't know. I've never conversed with a banana, but
everything is possible."
"WHAT?!?"
"Never mind."
"Can you please explain to me, what came over your perverse
little mind, when you stepped and spitted on me???"
"Oh, that's because I'm blind."
"You're blind?"
"Yes."
"You don't look like you're blind."
"No really! I am blind!"
"Prove it."
"You have a mustache."
"No I don't!!!"
"See!!!"
"See what?"
"If I could see, I wouldn't have said that you have a
mustache."
"You've got a point..."
"Of course I do. I mean, I'm not stupid."
"Are you calling me stupid?"
"No! I'm saying that stepping on someone and spitting in his
face would be stupid."
"Oh. 'Cause you shouldn't walk around, calling people
stupid."
"Unless they are stupid."
"Are you trying to subconsciously hint me that I'm stupid?"
"Parish the thought!"
"Good."
"Indeed."
"..."
"..."
"Why are we both still standing here?"
"I don't know. I wasn't really going anywhere."
"What do you mean?"
"I was just taking a walk."
"Alone?"
"Yes."
"Don't you have a guide-dog or something?"
"Actually, I had one back in '87, but he was viciously
murdered by the Anti-Christ."
"The Anti-Christ?!?"
"Yes."
"How do you know he was the Anti-Christ?"
"Well, I think the fact that he came and whispered in my ear
'I am the Anti-Christ', kind of tipped me off."
"Wow. Did you recognize his voice?"
"No."
"Because it would be really cool, if the Anti-Christ was
actually Bill Clinton."
"Why would Bill Clinton be the Anti-Christ?"
"I don't know."
"Come to think of it, I think he sounded like Dali."
"What, Dali the artist? Didn't he die back in the '50's?"
"No, I'm quite sure he died in 1989."
"Why do you say that?"
"Well, I saw this interesting BBC speci..."
"Wait... 'Saw'? I thought you were blind!"
"No. I'm a just pathological liar."
"You're a pathological liar?!"
"No."
"What no? You just said you were one!"
"I lied."
"Why would you lie?"
"Because I'm a pathological liar."
"ARGH!!!!!!"