Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for a job as a goodwill ambassador in
The USA.
I am an 83 year old lecturer at the Academic Institute of
Rosh Pina and I have a third degree in the study of "Blind
rats and their effects on bananas in Africa", that I got
from Latvia University. Since no woman wanted to share her
life with me, I have a lot of spare time, and I am available
for the job, except for those of the day, in which I watch
"To Spill the Heart" with Avi Bitter.
I know that the job requires spending some time abroad, and
I am willing to accept it. I have also heard that part of
the job involves giving lectures about Israel. I would be
delighted to do so. This feeling is based on my experience
from Rosh Pina, where I supplied financial aid to needed
dogs and their caretakers, while lecturing them about the
importance of using safety devices.
I think that I am very suitable for the job, as long as my
English lessons are on your budget.
Yours faithfully,
              Jacob Son-of-Saturday.


-סתם מכתב שנתבקשתי למסור לידיה המסורות של מורתי ומצא חן
בעיניי.