I'll draw you a picture, I'll draw it with a twist
I'll draw it with a razor, I'll draw it on my wrist
If I draw it right, a red fountain appears
To take away all of my pains and all of my fears

I learned how to tie a tie, now won't you come and check?
I made it with a rope, and it's already around my neck
If I tie it right, there should be one long strand
I'll tie it to something tall, and jump off of this stand

I'm so stressed out, maybe I need some sleep
Where are the pills my mom takes when things get really
deep?
Now I found them, and I'll take 13 just to be sure
If not I'll take 10 more in hopes that this will be the cure


Now I want to show you that I can really fly
I'll take you up to that building, and elevate my mind
I'll step onto the ledge knowing that I'll be fine
Cause even if I don't survive, my problems have died

I learned a little trick today, it's something cool I want
to share
Turn on your car, stick a hose in the tail pipe, and inhale
that sweet air
After a while you'll feel good, it's like being sleepy and
high
I'm feeling really drowsy now... Goodnight, goodbye

I drew a picture yesterday, the day before I tied a tie
I even went flying the week before and still I didn't die
There's one final option, something I haven't tried
I'll kidnap you at gunpoint, and attempt assisted suicide

This is how it works... I'll take my time and explain it to
you
With you as a hostage, I can shoot myself, but the cops will
shoot me, too
They have their weapons aimed, and this is looking very cute

Then you whisper that you love me, "No police, don't sh...!"
[gunshot]