2 guys are driving a car together.
- Wow, I can swear the man who just crossed the street
looked like a deer for a moment..
- That man is a woman..
- Oh..
- So, did you talk to her?
- Yeah.
- And?
- And.. We're not getting married after all.
- Why not?
- Well.. How shell I put it?
- I don't know.. In the right way?
- OK then.. I'm gay.
- You're what?!
- You heard me.. I'm gay.
- What do you mean you're gay? Since when are you gay?
- Since the day I can remember myself.
- And you never told me? Never, in 22 years, you never
found the moment to tell me?
- Oh, like you didn't know..
- Well, I did think of you sometimes as gayish, but not
gay..
- So now you know.
- I don't believe this.
- Yeah.. What she said exactly..
- So, wait a minute.. All those times.. That we were.. Were
you..?
- Oh, give me a break.. Why does everybody have to ask that
question? Of course not. I may have had unpure thoughts from
time to time, but never anything serious..
- Jesus.. And Claire? She never knew anything?
-  Well, she does now.
- How can you be with someone for 6 years without him
knowing who you really are?
- It's not like I tried to hide it.. We did have
threesomes..
- You shared you girlfriend with another man?
- She shared her boyfriend with another man.
- Unbelievable.. You're joking around about it..
- What I am supposed to do? Break down and cry? Come on..
it's a silly situation and I know you can handle it. And
plus, she found it a real turn on..
- Seriously? 2 guys and a girl is a turn on?
- Just like you think of 2 girls and a guy..
- Wow.. So, were you ever alone.. I mean, have you ever
been with.. ?
- Yeah. It was great.
- Don't say that. Makes me feel uncomfortable.
- Relax, I wouldn't have slept with you even if I could.
- Thank you. Wait, what? You wouldn't have slept with me if
you could?
- No. I'm sorry, but you're not attractive to me.
- Yeah, because you've known me for too long.
- That, and.. Well..
- Well what?
- I really feel bad saying this, but your butt is too big.
- Too big? What the hell..? So, what? You think I should go
on a diet or something?
- No, just work out more.. I know this great gym.
- Wait, did we just have a conversation about my butt?
- You asked for it.

- If we're into this whole confession thing now.. I might
as well say it..
- Yeah?
- Remember when you went away for 2 weeks? On a business
trip?
- I know you slept with her.
- She told you?
- No, you just did. But no sweat.. I'm fine with it.
- Damn. I thought it'll be harder than that..
- Well, you're lucky I'm gay.
- Shut up.

- Did you see that asshole?! He cut me off! You fucking
fagot!!   Oh, sorry..
- Takes time, I know..
- This will definitely make things weird between us.
- Why? I love gay-jokes, I love alcohol, I don't mind
staring at boobs, I love football.
- I can imagine why..
- You see? If that one was funny, I would have laughed.
- You don't think it was funny?
- No, it sucked.. Here's a good one - 2 gays are on an
airplane. One says to another: "Hey, let's mess around a
little". The second one replies: "Are you kidding? Everyone
will hear us!". "No, they're all sleeping. Look - Hey, can I
have some water here?!" No answer. So they start messing
around.. Shouting a little, breathing heavily. 20 minutes
before landing, a woman approaches the steward and asks for
some water. The steward: "Mum, why didn't you ask for it
earlier?", "Well, this one guy asked for water, and someone
beat the shit out of him!".
- That's a good one.
- I know.
- Do your parents know?
- This joke or the fact that I'm gay?
- Both.
- Yeah, I told them the joke 2 weeks ago.
- And the gay part?
- That was the joke...