All you need is love
But your love is paying rent
Do not call me your dove
When you mean for just another pet.

I said we'll go see some friends
You said it won't be too good.
We were looking for some "romance"
So we parked in a dark wood.

You've got that big Isuzu
A private and a wagon
Though to me it seems uncomfortable
Like the back seat of a Volkswagen.

I see a shooting star
Can have a wish come true
I wish I've had a dick
So I can screw you too!