I'm pretending to listen
Pretending that u r a shrink
Pretending this bus sit is a couch
Pretending to understand
And also comfort to send
Please pay in advance, the hour is gone...

I'm pretending to help
Pretending that u r a prophet
Pretending these words can speak with the world
Pretending to smile
And also look with your eyes
I'm Elijah here's my ride got to go...

I'm pretending to touch
Pretending to be a massager
Pretending this pavement is a bed
Pretending to cry
And also to rub oil mean while
Have a nice day, next in line...