Chairs are somewhat similar to dogs.
Dogs are a man's best friends, and also chairs could fit
into that category. They're usually loyal to their owners
until they die/break, and they greet us when we come home
from a tiring day at school/work. Just like dogs, there are
different breeds/kinds of chairs, descending from different
parts of the world.

What distinguishes chairs from dogs is their noticeable
lack of feelings. Some people take this too seriously and
allow themselves to go around breaking and vandalizing the
.poor things, especially ones that are made out of plastic
This brings me to my first argument against chairs: They're
too apathetic! They should learn to fight back! They should
develop a will of their own and, well, at least sue anyone
who tries to harm them.

In my opinion, disregarding my previous silly and quite
.unnecessary paragraphs, chairs are a wonderful invention
Although some chairs are less comfortable than others
taking the one I'm sitting on right now, for example), I)
think they've served us well since the day of their
invention and will continue to do so for generations to
come.

14.1.2003