"Do me a favor, look outside the window for a minute."
"Why?"
"Trust me."
"How do I know you won't use that moment to steal my
wallet?"
"Harry, I'm your best friend."
"Exactly."
"Um... what if I give you some kind of insurance?"
"Like what?"
"My wallet."
"No fat chance in hell! You're as broke as a homeless guy in
Fifth Avenue. The mere possibility of your wallet containing
anything but used bus-tickets is non-existent to me."
"C'mon man! Just look outside for a minute."
"Let me sleep with your girlfriend."
"WHAT?!?"
"I'll look outside, if you'll let me sleep with your
girlfriend."
"You're joking, right?"
"Of-course not. She's very attractive."
"She's in a coma!!!"
"All the better. She wouldn't even remember it."
"You are a sick, sick man."
"And that's why you love me, right?"
"Love???"
"I mean that in a metaphoric way."
"Oh. Ya, I guess."
"So. Can I?"
"Can you what?"
"Sleep with her!"
"I thought you decided to drop that."
"Hardly! I just remembered this position in 'Kama Sutra'
that I always wanted to try. It's called 'Coma Position195'.
It's supposed to rock!"
"..."
"Well?"
"..."
"Donald?"
"... okay. I'll let you sleep with my girlfriend, if you
look outside the window."
"Great!..."
"Well?"
"Err... is it me or was everything outside destroyed by a
giant space-hamster, who is now lying dead from
exhaustion."
"Quick perception."
"When did all this happen?"
"While you were sleeping. I was passing in the
neighbor-hood, when a furry space ship, beamed hundreds of
giant space hamsters to the ground. I ran to your house in
fear, and learned from the TV, that similar events have
happened all over the world."
"So, most odds are, that all of the world looks kinda like
this, right?"
"Right."
"So why aren't we dead?"
"I guess that fact is because the giant space hamster died
before completing that specific task."
"So in a short while, most chances are that another giant
space hamster will probably come by, and kill us too."
"Probably."
"Fuck."
"Fuck indeed."
"You know what I just realized?"
"What?"
"That you, knowing that your girlfriend is probably dead,
lied to me when you said I could sleep with her. I thought I
was your best friend!!!"
"Exactly."