Happy to be a part of this team, sir.
Always ready for giving
my
all
and welcoming new staff into our collective.

Bottles are hidden in my mind and no one can touch them but
I wish the could find a way to break free.

Ransom here will be redundant because who would like two old
bottles from twenty years ago?
They are not filled with wine.

Or water.

Wait, what did I fill them with? Crap, I wasted so much
money on these damn bottles I think I'll just sell them and
be done with it.

Sold, to the man in the black suit.