Blue Nose's eyes say we're wrong as can be
As they flicker on and off,
Staring at me

Well my friend's friend, he turns a blaming eye
With his sharklike features
In his jumpsuit he'll die

Russian emperor has issues with his hair
As it swims in the wind
He thinks I care


Redhead, she's immortal
She didn't really die
Still when I step on moss
I always cry

Four-eyes, he's a fake
I predict the way he'll sigh
And everytime he laughs
I think I'm gonna cry


I like Tubby, but still it haunts
That everytime we hug
I think it's me he wants

My little jolly hill has a belly full of beer
When he smiles it jiggles
And him I fear