Decorative paper hats, a sweet belching sound
You don't wanna be near when these two are around
A somewhat educated pair, dragging a cart
They had fresh mud with boots tonight

Dancing pigs and lambs in hats
They don't give a damn or asses (the fleshy part in the
human body that you sit on; plural. In rats.) of rats
Arnold and Henry don't ask what they are
They have enough time; they'll get very far

Arnold Sideways, lost both legs in the cold
He's lucky there's Henry with the boot on a pole
Praying for the gods to help them, just once
Praying for rain of caramel buns

Dancing pigs and lambs in hats
They don't skip a meal containing asses of rats
Arnold and Henry, don't ask who they are
They have motivation; they'll get very far