A parody on Frank Sinatra's "The Lady Is a Tramp."

She gets too horny for sex at night
She watches the porn flicks, with much delight
She never bothers to put out the light
That's why the lady is a slut.

Doesn't like crap games, anal and such
Won't go to Haarlem, or speak double Dutch
She shaves her cunt, but never too much
That's why the lady is a slut.

She likes the free, fresh wind in her pubic hair
Life without care
She's a slut, spends a lot
Loves Las Vegas, it's shiny and in a rut
That's why the lady is a slut.

She's too horny to wait for sex at night
She watches the porn flicks, with much delight
She never bothers to put out the light
That's why the lady is a slut.

She'll have no crap games, BDSM or the like
She goes to Haarlem on a fancy bike
She loves the penises of Frank and Mike
That's why the lady is a slut.

She likes the free, fresh wind in her pubic hair
Life without care
She's a slut, spends a lot
Loves Las Vegas, it's shiny and in a rut
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady is a slut.