She gets too horny for sex at night
She watches the porn flicks, with much delight
She never bothers to put out the light
That's why the lady is a slut.

Doesn't like crap games, anal and such
Won't go to Harlem, or speak double Dutch
She shaves her cunt, but never too much
That's why the lady is a slut.

She likes the free, fresh wind in her pubic hair
Life without care
She's a slut, spends a lot
Loves Las Vegas, it's shiny and in a rut
That's why the lady is a slut.

She's too horny to wait for sex at night
She watches the porn flicks, with much delight
She never bothers to put out the light
That's why the lady is a slut.

She'll have no crap games, BDSM or the like
She goes to Harlem on a fancy bike
She loves the penises of Frank and Mike
That's why the lady is a slut.

She likes the free, fresh wind in her pubic hair
Life without care
She's a slut, spends a lot
Loves Las Vegas, it's shiny and in a rut
That's why the lady
That's why the lady
That's why the lady is a slut.

Dedicated to Cherrie, AnnaLee, Christine, Barb & the rest,
for endless hours of fun on IRC

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