Today is the sixth of July
Another year has passed
Today, I am NOT going to write about convention
Oh no!
I wrote Convention 1 in July 6th 2002
I wrote Convention 2 in July 6th 2003
I must not write convention 3 today
After all,
Synchronization is
Convention
Nevertheless, I feel I can't hold myself back
Bad bad!
But wait! I have it!
After all, acting like an adult,
Holding yourself back
That's one helluva convention
This a cross-convention contradiction
It means I can choose which convention
NOT to apply to...
Hmmm...
Well, I think I'll go with the Adult Convention
Today, once more, I am going to write about convention
I think, therefore I am
Convention
I think, therefore I am dangerous
Another convention
I think, therefore I am a Human Being
Not convention
Come on now
Do you really believe that dogs don't have feelings?
That they don't differ, accept, rebel?
Are you a cat lover?
Cats chase mice
Convention
But not always true
Dogs don't chase mice
Convention
Until one day your dog brings you the body
Of the criminal that ate your photo albums
Smart dog
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody's around to hear
it, it makes a sound
Not convention,
Simply physics
The quill is mightier than the sword
Shakespearian Convention
I wanna see him proving it
The squeal is mightier than the epidural!
Contraction
The building is being repaired
Construction
But I am getting off track
You see, convention is bad
Convention makes people rigid
Unchanging
Change is good
Ask Darwin
You change - and a monkey starts writing conventions
You don't change  - and an paleontologists might call you
''Tripodozaurus''
There's no such dinosaur as Tripodozaurus
I made it up
But I think it's cooler than...
Let's say...
Deynonichus
Never mind that name
You know it as the Velociraptor
The Raptors!
Raptors are cool
But they are extinct too...
Bummer...
Convention gets you stuck
Convention is congestion

Hey, that one rhymed
The empty line is no mistake.
The empty line is not written in magically invisible ink
The empty line is because I left this one unfinished for two
years.
Today is May 17th, 2006
Today, I finish this bloody dialogue about Convention.
I got past the problem of synchronization being a
convention.
Blast.
Unfortunately, writer's block is not convention
And so it applies to me.
Where was I? oh yeah
Convention.
The world never changes
Classic convention
The world constantly changes. With every budding flower,
every insect born, the world changes.
Not convention.
Simple reality.
Narrow mindedness is bad
Convention
But hold on!
If that's convention, and convention is a strict form on
narrow mindedness
Then the right convention should be
Narrow mindedness is good
Convention!
People gather up to talk
Convention
But of a different sort
US invades Sudan to prevent genocidal wars
Intervention
Blackhawk down
Inaccurate historic presentation
New is good
Convention
Until you get to play Star Control 3
Old is better
Convention
Yeah right.
You'd think I'd use a quill and parchment?
Hell no
Experience is the key to wisdom
Sun-Tzu's convention
Providence tends to stand behind large battalions
Another Sun-Tzu Convention.
The Art of War
Yeah right.
Before or after the providence abandoned the red army in
Aphganistan?
This is getting boring
I think I'll cut this liaison short
Decisive ending is after all
Nothing but convention