You were very much in luck,
Having a duck -
A duck you can fuck,
After saving a buck.

Evading the muck,
On top of his shmuck.
You quack and you cluck,
You kiss and you suck,
Forgetting your puck -
Yuck.

Alas, time to tuck,
Apart you are stuck,
And loneliness-struck,
With no duck to fuck.

And here am I,
Feeling like a truck...
Testing my pluck:
Shedding my shuck
And all emotions get snuck.