There was that nice Jewish boy,
Playing with his draidel on Christmas Eve,
So we gave him a proper beating,
Cause papa said Christmas is a time to give.
There was that nice Jewish boy,
Telling jokes and trying to be clever,
So we stuffed his head down a toilet,
To remind him that Christ will live forever.

Hey nice Jewish boy, what are you doing here?
Hey nice Jewish boy, there's nothing for you here, go home.
Hey nice Jewish boy, go meet some nice Jewish girls, back
home.
Hey nice Jewish boy, nice Jewish boy, go home.