I stand up to the podium and take a wild stare
I see a brain-dead audience and vomit to the irony
This world's too fucked up to be a joke
And so I choke on my own intellect
A mishap in a biped beehive
Ages we have strived to rise above

I won't shit myself - I ain't much more
But I do try
And lest you care to overestimate
Most don't