THERE WAS A BRITISH MAIDEN
WHO CROSSED AN OPEN MEADOW
SHE SAT IN GLEE
UNDER A LEMON TREE

ALL IN ALL SHE FELT HERSELF FREE

THERE WAS A FRENCH LAD
WHO CROSSED A SUMMERY FOREST
HE WAS STRUCK BY A NASTY BEE
THEN SUFFERED A SWOLLEN KNEE

ALL IN ALL HE FELT HIMSELF FREE

THEY CROSSED THE SEA
THEY MET IN MID-CHANNEL
NEAR NORMANDY

HE STROKED HER LEMONY HAIR
SHE TOOK CARE OF HIS SWOLLEN KNEE
ALL IN ALL THEY FELT THEMSELVES FREE

HE AND SHE

FEMALES AND MALES

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