I'm nobody
So hooray
I'm lonely today
Got a present from Mars
No way in this final march

So I celebrate this eve
It's my Christmas Steve
I'm here beside the tree
Playing Guitar Hero just for me

I'm nobody
So today
I cheer myself hooray
Got a message from God
Don't smile I'm a fraud

So I celebrate this eve
It's my Christmas Steve
I'm buying time to sell my soul
Playing God it's rock & roll

I'm nobody
Poof, a sigh
Proof of an evil eye
No rabbits up my sleeve
Just another
Christmas Steve...

And a crappy new year.