I am the Pancratium of Sauron
Onion of the Vall.eys™.
Soon I will be planted in the ground
And grow big yellowing leaves
I will split into three bulbs
(The big one at c.im, the small one at majnoon.art
And the mid-sized one at toot.im),
And will become famous in Fediverse,
I will become notorious
My leaves will be plucked
Torn off, eaten zestfully
My face they will cover with derision, they will pelt me
with small paper pellets

As the Lord said to His prophet, Yehoraz the Boy from Gov of
the Heifer:
"Indeed, thus becometh thou for having blasphemed against My
Name"
[From 3 things no man can be saved daily,
One of whom is Blasphemy]
I will become known among nations
A laughingstock for their adversaries.