For decades, have I been the ultimate hedge
The oldest safe haven, unparalleled pledge
I shine in the sun, I spark in the dark
All other commodities just follow my mark

My value is ageless, I don't rust or rot
I've been trading forever, forward and spot
Inflation just makes me shine even more
And I flourish upon any crisis or war

It's true that my price has seen some fluctuation
Just like your darkest or brightest temptation
I'm here, in the ground, from the north to the south
On your hand, round your neck, in your phone, in your mouth
In your vault, in your food, in your bank, in your ear
I'm all over, forever, year over year

I'm your jewel, I'm your hedge
I'm your bribe, I'm your pledge
Do you still think, you have some sort of edge?

When markets come crushing, and your assets - withdrawn
When your outflows are raging, and credit lines - gone
Your accounts will be frozen, and investors will flee
Then,
You pick up your phone, and you buy GLD.