Oh, hey there, mainstream douchebag,
Your voice is loud and free.
The internet calles out for you,
To help you to agree.
Go on and scout what your friends moves
To find today's hot cause.
No better way to show you care
Than "Liking" someone's post.

And if you want to drop a line,
To keep yourself afloat;
Don't read or think or question why,
Just use your best missquote.
Perhaps an Instagram or two
Will make your life look richer,
But just to make sure that you know,
Let's talk about those pictures;

Your cat is dumb, your girlfriend's dumb,
It's just some sea at night.
And fuck your dreamy Moca-Late
That you had outside.
Life's more complexed than quoting stuff
With ocean in the back.
Just slap a cat apon your keyboard
And be done with that.

War, druggs, gays, women's rights;
Apply some pseudo-wisdom.
Helvetica speaks only truth!
Embrace the mainstream system!
Don't act like I don't understand,
Lack spirit or compation,
'Cause if you really cared at all,
You'd fucking take some action.