I will take my wife from you
Put her where she would belong
I will take my wife from you
You will see that I am strong
I'll get anything I want
You won't get to slice my pie
Because everything I'll own
I will pass on to my wife
I'm the only real man
Something you will never be
And one day you'll understand
You were wrong to mess with me
I'll get anything I want
You won't get to slice my pie
Because everything I'll own
I will pass on to my wife
You don't get her gentle soul
You just see her manly shape
But she saw me as a whole
And she knew I was the man
Nothing surgery can't fix
I'm the best man in this town
But you, screw in the machine
Dared to call me Eva Braun!
So I'll take my wife from you
Put her where she would belong
I will take my wife from you
You will see that I am strong
I'll get anything I want
You won't get to slice my pie
Because everything I'll own
I will pass on to my wife