There's my dad sitting on his throne
Smiling down thinking how they've grown
He's filled with pride and some form of beast
In the current excuse for a family feast
And there's my mom temporarily stunned
By the mess that who's gonna clean
Then she gets a smile from a random child
And there's the happiest grandma you've ever seen

They're my parents
And they're ok
I really love them
And I lie to them every day

There's my big brother on his stage
I should be ok till he gets engaged
And two big sisters miles apart
The one with money and the one with art
and my brothers-in-law couldn't suit them more
and the kids are as sweet as can be
Yes they each have four like their mom before
'Cause why replace a winning strategy

That's my family
And they're ok
I really love them
And I lie to them every day

There's my cousin who's always fun
There's his brother with wife and son
Their being here means we're complete
But there's that cloud that'll always compete
Suppose I spoke from my heart and broke
The silence rooted in time
Would they say to me hey we're family
Now what's our next big birthday down the line

That's my family
And they're ok
I really love them
And I lie to them every day