Jack and Jill went up the hill
Overdosed on Doctor Phil
Hardcore porn without the pill
Death the cure, blood the thrill
Up the hill went Jill and Jack
Sat around and did some Smack
And half way through while driving back
The car broke down, so Jill used Jack
Pulled over by a nice warm shack
And planned the steps of their attack
Four were inside smoking crack
Suddenly it all went black
Jill will drill then Jack will pack
And fix the bodies in a stack
Now his beast desires its snack
Gun in hand - wait, weren't you Jack?
How can shrinks tell him to chill?!
He's just put a hole in Jill!!
Sickness stronger than any free will
Alone now, no one left to kill
