When you're home alone
Having thoughts
About tying daddy's nuts in a very tight knot
Do not think that
Neither of sticking mommy's head down the lavatory
Because it's not nice
Don't be high
Be shy
When you sit in a restaurant
all alone
Bored
Never think of shooting the waiter
Wait 'till you're home alone
Go next door
Cook the neighbor

But never ever
It's a warning
Never in your life
Think of a white elephant