Whoawhoawhoawhoa
what's that thing over there
that's got all the water a-flowing
from?
(all we've laid beneath
now stands before us
raising an eyebrow,
dropping the bar
digging a hole in the not-
too-expansive wood)

wow
that's so relaxing
wow that's such a big hole

so

stick the carpets in it
seal it with the rum
seal it with Mr. Smith
never liked him anyway

throw the puppies over
or seal it with the seals
raise your sails and drop
the bar. Dig a hole and stay in it
I never liked you anyway