What would you say if I told you I'm having an affair
With someone twice my age
Will you think I'm a naive little girl
Will you be filled with jealousy and rage

What will you do if I told you I fell for him
That I fell for him badly what will you do
I can assure you there was no such part in my plan
My plan of getting over you

oh

What if I tell you he's a she
What if I tell you she's really into me
Will it drive you out of your mind
I beg you to lie, say yes, be kind
And ease my mind
Don't get me wrong
I'm fine, I'm just fine

What if I told you she's so good looking
And don't let me start go on talking
About the breathtaking sex
Though I admit I'd be much less miserable
If I didn't know for sure she's still
Deeply in love with her ex

I'm quite aware I'll have to go
Once the spoken ex will show
So I got to do and so I will
I'm quite aware that was the deal

And yes I love her
And yes I'll miss her
She really managed to break me through
But we both know, we're quite aware
I could never feel for her
That desperate, hopeless, awful love of mine will always
belong to YOU

And then I'll see you on the street holding what's his
name's arm
You'll wear that frightened look on your face
Don't you worry I have no intentions to do any harm
Won't make a scene, not at this case
I'll feel my inside burning and my soul tearing apart
Well you don't know that feeling no-one ever broke your
heart
Well I promise I'll act clever
Pretend we're best friends ever
Walk away from there without leaving any trace