I've got two left hands
They're in my closet
I've got only one good eye
It's in my drawer
I've got 32 white teeth
They're on my night stand
I've got a lion's hair
I miss its roar

Oh, the perfect man's so hard to find
Even to assemble it seems impossible
I want it so bad I'm hunting for months now
I'm determined, I'm ready and I'm invincible

I'm waiting in dark alleys
The whole night through
My black dagger is ready
It's all true
I try to get them in the throat
To not ruin their bodies
But they're always put a struggle
Like poor, miserable paddies

Oh, the perfect man's so hard to find
Even to assemble it seems impossible
I want it so bad I'm hunting for months now
I'm determined, I'm calculated and I'm invincible

I know the hardest part will be the mind
Cause I want someone that I can talk to
Been stalking promising students for a while
Haven't met the right one yet
But when I'll do I'll know it
And then his brain I'll get

Oh, the perfect man's so hard to find
Even to assemble it seems impossible
I want it so bad I'm hunting for months now
I'm determined, I'm calculated and I'm invincible