If the music wouldn't have toned down
We would still be glancing at each other
If my felony would have not been counted as a crime
I could have at least say I'm sorry
If the chimney wasn't so dirty
I could have tried to clean it up
If I didn't know life is a journey
I would have ended it right now
If she wouldn't have minded the noise
I would scream all night
If someone said he had no choice
They would laugh out loud
If they laughed so loud and someone got deaf
Then tomorrow they'll bring another basket-case

Call me crazy
Call me lunatic
Call me a big bluff
Call me a charade
Call me any time you want
Just call me

Call me right to my face
Call me straight
Call me hilarious
Call me scared
Call me whenever you want
Any time of day
Just call me

Call me forever
Call me a genius crushed
Call me a little shit
Call me whatever you want
Just call me

Call me and I promise to shut up

If you called I twice and I didn't answer
Then maybe I got stuck in traffic somewhere
If you hung up for the third time
I'd understand and respect and think you're kind
If you said I have no choice
I would get down on my knees
And if I beg too hard
My heart would probably freeze
If you stop I and I start to activate
Then I'll turn my self in and accept my fate

Call me lazy
Call me a wreck less cow
Call me a retard
Call me the hell knows what
Call me something
Whatever you want
Just call me

Call me and I promise to shut up