Toilet Paper Song

You walk down the street
Suddenly step on a big pile of shit
What would you do now?
What would you do?
When you have this shit - on your shoe

Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
What more can you ask when you wipe your ass?
Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
You need toilet paper like salt and pepper

Feel the pressure coming on
It's probably the right time to go to the john
The only thing left - is dump that poo
You know you always have a friend in the loo

You can use a leaf
Or a handkerchief
You can use your hand - I do not recommend
Whatever's your choice, sooner or later,
You'll have to turn back to the toilet paper

Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
What more can you ask when you wipe your ass?
Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
You need toilet paper like salt and pepper

It's clean, it's soft, and usually white
No matter when you use it - day or night
Try it now - the fun will increase
So don't be afraid - take a piece!

Pull, roll, cut and wipe
Say nicely goodbye and flush it down the pipe

Take a chance
It's not that advance
Things will get better
With the toilet paper!

Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
What more can you ask when you wipe your ass?
Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper
You need toilet paper like salt and pepper

Another Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzPgMuA0m8E