I'm measuring my tits up in my room
And thinking about the times that we've been through
(silicon)
I'm looking at a leakage in my shirt
Starting to realize it hurts
I really want to know what I did wrong
Was my pushup on too strong

My plastic surgeon wasn't right
My left tit's gonna leak all night

[CHORUS:]
I don't know how to live with just one breast
I was born to bounce my boobies
'Cause you're the only one reason I'm a star
I was born to shake my titties
Always and forever you and me
Reconstructive surgery
I don't know how to live with just one breast
I was born to bounce my boobies

I know I've been flat since you've been gone
I'd better give it up and implant more (silicon)
'Cause living in a constant surgery
Is not the way my life should be

I don't want to cry a tear for you
So forgive me if I do

My plastic surgeon wasn't right
My left tit's smaller than my right

[Repeat CHORUS]

Please do anything just pop in that sack
People all think  I'm a one breasted hag
Just call out my name and I will appear
Just to know both my titties are here

[Repeat CHORUS]