Do you think this is a joke? brief mortal!
Well I'm not laughing!
I am the prophet of doom!
I have started the apocalypse on the 11th of  September!
New York is nothing compaired to my absolute wrath! (yeah)
I possess the power of the 7 gods of
dooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH.
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

ha... ha ha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I now make you my messanger!!! (And you better obey!)

Tell your people that I am Satan's best friend, and that I
shall rule your repulsive planet! I shall not rule because I
desire to!
I will rule as revenge for the insulting behaviour I have
taken from you! Litlle annoying parresites called human
beings.

I spit in your face, lowly worm. You maggot. You dog. You
micky dicky mouse. You horse. You cow. You donkey. You
chicken. You dod moshe had a farm eeeya eeeya ooooooooooo
Bitch.
Join my cult of the dead cow or suffer. Maggot chicken cow
vomit.
HAHAHAHA.
MUHAHAHAHHAHA.
MAD LAUGHTER AND CACKLING
zeho.
yeah.