Ilan: I have something really important to tell you.

Ilan: What is it?

Ilan: I want you to guess.

Ilan: Just tell me.

Ilan: Come on, it'll be fun.

Ilan: Ilan, don't mess around, just tell me!

Ilan: You're so boring.

Ilan: What the hell do you want to tell me!

Ilan: fine!

Ilan: So what is it?

Ilan: ...

Ilan: Well?

Ilan: I have a problem.

Ilan: What is it?

Ilan: I forgot.