Sad drunk wanders streets at night
Mad drunk will take clothes off in the rain
The violent drunk might hurt somebody tonight

Mad drunk will make people laugh
Violent drunk might punch a wall
The sad drunk loves a girl but still can't hurt a friend

Violent drunk could end in jail
The sad drunk might just pay his bail
Mad drunks never care, they're having too much fun

Sad sometimes drinks alone
Mad drunk calls you late night on the phone
The violent drunk has somehow suddenly found God

I'll never be the violent one
I've never been quite mad enough
Many times I think I'll be the sad one