This story was influenced by Yoav Tirosh.
I tried to imitate his diaglog style in it.
I hope I succeeded and you will enjoy it!
-Hello! Is this the bus station?
-Can't you read the big sign that say's "This is the bus
station" right above you?
-Oh no! I can't read!
-Are you a foreigner?
-No, I just can't read?
-So... are you blind or something like that?
-God forbid! I just can't read!
-But why?
-If you really want to know it's because I have a bannana in
my eyes.
-What?!?! You don't have a bannana in your eyes!
-It's an invisible one!
-What?!?! An invisible bannana?!?! It makes no sense at
all!!!
-Of course it does!
-There is no such thing as an invisible bannana!!!
-Sure there is! Just look at what's in my eyes!!
-You do not have an invisible bannana stuck in your eyes!!!
Wait a second, how did you stick this so-called invisible
bannana in your eye?
-I used my invisible bannana finder!
-You used WHAT?!?!?!
-My invisible bannana finder!
-What the hell is an invisible bannana finder?
-It's a smart device that tracks down invisible bannanas and
sticks them in your eyes!
-And why would someone invent such a device?
-In order to stick invisible bannanas in his eyes of
course!
-Why would anyone want to stick invisible bannanas in his
eyes???
-I don't know! You should ask the one who invented this
device!
-And where may I find this inventor of yours.
-You wouldn't want to meet him, believe me!
-Why wouldn't I?
-Because he has invisible bannanas in his eyes! He won't be
able to see you!
-You're not making any sense!!
-Of course I am! You just don't get it!
-No, I don't! Can you please explain yourself?
-Sorry, I can't.
-What you mean you can't?
-I can't talk! I have a sheep in my mouth!
-What?!?!?!?!?!?! But you're talking right now!
-It's not me! It's the sheep!!
-Sheep can't talk!!
-Can't you hear it now?
-But it's you talking!!
-No! It's the sheep!
-But how did a sheep enter your mouth?
-It's a very small sheep!
-That small?!
-How else could it enter my mouth?
-And it can talk?
-How else would I be talking to you right now?
-So you admit you're talking to me!!!
-No! The sheep admited that!
-Can't you take it out of your mouth?
-Wait a second, I'll ask it.
Sorry. I can't.
-Why?
-It is felling quite happy there and it doesn't want to
leave.
-But it's not for too long!! I just want to talk to you for
a few minutes!!
-I already said it won't leave! But the cow is more then
happy to leave.
-The Cow????
-Right.
-What is a cow doing inside your mouth?
-Eating!
-Eating what?
-An invisible bannana!
-Not again with the invisible bannanas........
Awkward Pause.
-So is this the bus station?
-Sorry. I'm not talking to sheep!
-Ok! I'll just ask my cow to read the sign!!!
-What?!?!?!?!?!?! |