דורון שרייבר / The Bus Station |
This story was influenced by Yoav Tirosh. I tried to imitate his diaglog style in it. I hope I succeeded and you will enjoy it! -Hello! Is this the bus station? -Can't you read the big sign that say's "This is the bus station" right above you? -Oh no! I can't read! -Are you a foreigner? -No, I just can't read? -So... are you blind or something like that? -God forbid! I just can't read! -But why? -If you really want to know it's because I have a bannana in my eyes. -What?!?! You don't have a bannana in your eyes! -It's an invisible one! -What?!?! An invisible bannana?!?! It makes no sense at all!!! -Of course it does! -There is no such thing as an invisible bannana!!! -Sure there is! Just look at what's in my eyes!! -You do not have an invisible bannana stuck in your eyes!!! Wait a second, how did you stick this so-called invisible bannana in your eye? -I used my invisible bannana finder! -You used WHAT?!?!?! -My invisible bannana finder! -What the hell is an invisible bannana finder? -It's a smart device that tracks down invisible bannanas and sticks them in your eyes! -And why would someone invent such a device? -In order to stick invisible bannanas in his eyes of course! -Why would anyone want to stick invisible bannanas in his eyes??? -I don't know! You should ask the one who invented this device! -And where may I find this inventor of yours. -You wouldn't want to meet him, believe me! -Why wouldn't I? -Because he has invisible bannanas in his eyes! He won't be able to see you! -You're not making any sense!! -Of course I am! You just don't get it! -No, I don't! Can you please explain yourself? -Sorry, I can't. -What you mean you can't? -I can't talk! I have a sheep in my mouth! -What?!?!?!?!?!?! But you're talking right now! -It's not me! It's the sheep!! -Sheep can't talk!! -Can't you hear it now? -But it's you talking!! -No! It's the sheep! -But how did a sheep enter your mouth? -It's a very small sheep! -That small?! -How else could it enter my mouth? -And it can talk? -How else would I be talking to you right now? -So you admit you're talking to me!!! -No! The sheep admited that! -Can't you take it out of your mouth? -Wait a second, I'll ask it. Sorry. I can't. -Why? -It is felling quite happy there and it doesn't want to leave. -But it's not for too long!! I just want to talk to you for a few minutes!! -I already said it won't leave! But the cow is more then happy to leave. -The Cow???? -Right. -What is a cow doing inside your mouth? -Eating! -Eating what? -An invisible bannana! -Not again with the invisible bannanas........ Awkward Pause. -So is this the bus station? -Sorry. I'm not talking to sheep! -Ok! I'll just ask my cow to read the sign!!! -What?!?!?!?!?!?! |
היצירה לעיל הנה בדיונית וכל קשר בינה ובין המציאות הנו מקרי בהחלט. אין צוות האתר ו/או הנהלת האתר אחראים לנזק, אבדן, אי נוחות, עגמת נפש וכיו''ב תוצאות, ישירות או עקיפות, שייגרמו לך או לכל צד שלישי בשל מסרים שיפורסמו ביצירות, שהנם באחריות היוצר בלבד. |
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