Greetings, human
Allow me to introduce myself
I am known by many as
The Angel of Death
Or as The Grim Reaper
However, you can call me Carl
Surprised at what you hear?
Don't be.
After all
Were not that different, you and me
As you will come to see...

But "why am I here", you ask?
Forgive me for my rudeness
I will make this short
I am here for a trade of a sort
Why the sudden pale face?
I simply think you want my place
It's not your soul I wish to keep
Actually, I think I could use some sleep
And since you do my job so well
(Slaying innocents, and all...)
I thought I could call in dead
And you could fill my place instead