A gum. Ummmm. A gum.
Walking in the street.
Oooh, Yahh, Sreet.
A gum. Ummmm. A gum.
My mother was tuff
My father was ruff
A gum. On the street,
I stepped on it.
Wuff. Wuff.

The gum was pink.
Ooooh, a stick.
A stick isn't pink.
A gum is not a stick.
My heart is not a brick.
Is a brick pink?
I was walking in the street.
I stumbled on a brick
I fell. Ouch.

The gum is very slick. The brick is very thick.
My head is very meak. Stupid gum and stinking brick.

Oooooh, 'cause the gum is very slick, and the brick is very
thick.
Ohhhhh, my head is very meak, stupid gum and stinking
brick.

A man. A man. Amen.
He was walking in the street
He stepped on a gum,
and stumbled on a brick.
His head has hit the ground,
a stick impaled his lung,
it made a nasty sound.
His mom is happy now.
His dad spits out the gum.