They left there town at nine p.m. with two cars, seven
people all together. Only one survived that horible night to
tell the story... but he's not here at the moment, He's in
some kind of rich  mantel hospital some where in Belgium so
I'll try, with the pieces I assembled togethere from the
polic chiff, the indian chiff and the endless mumbling of a
tied man, to tell it because I really believe that you'd
want to hear this one... WHAT!? No man, Don't think that I'm
one of those bums that smokes marijuana all day and looks
for people to whom I'll tell boring stories and mid-ages
joks to! I'm just waitting for the bus, like you, and I
thought maybe you'd want to pass the time with a good story.
What do you say?
  Well, They all lived in a small town called nahagmo-vill,
that was founded on an ancient indian buffalo riding school,
'chiff it's not tabacco in the peace pipe's ancient indian
buffalo riding school and  incubators'. There's an old
monument, the only evidence of the place's history, that
looks like a small buffalo trying to hatch from the inside
of an egg, behind the town square. you can even go and check
if you don't believe me... so as I saied, they where seven,
two couples, two man and one woman that, except of her
girlfriend, gabriela, didn't actually know the others.
Because she went to a privet school as a teenager. Everybody
else where in a different learning environment, if you know
what I mean... what? No, well, cliff had a dog back then
(before he died) but gabriela's friend, gloria, was allergic
to those hairy, fluffy, teaspoon kindda dogs so no, they
didn't take with them the dog and I think you can imagine
the looks the guys gave her, They didn't like her from the
very start.
She was in the first car with greg and... and... what's her
name... shiiiiit...never mind. You just need to know that
she was his fiance, but between you and me, he'd never had
the intention to marry her...
you kidding?! She looked like a fuckinn' model but the
problem was she had also a brain of a model, stupid as a
diet instructor. oh, AYNIL! That's her name, now I
remember...
it means All You Need Is Love. You know, hippies fuck each
other and then becoming parents and it's all flowery and
beautiful until the mortgage and the desk job and all.
suddenly it's not all flowery as they thought...
oh right, sorry. So... Greg, Aynil, Gloria and Chippy were
in one car and gabriela, doc and justice, which was doc's
girl, were in the other car that left nahagmo-vill from a
different road. They went to Chippy's parents' hut in the
woods up north that was empty for over five months because
Chippy's parents are both dead and the gang dicided to go
there and  make a porn-psycho-documantary-stoned-full
moon-fiction-videoclip-short two and a half hours movie on
the way, about a kid who lives in a small hut and thinks
he's an orphan....
No man, I shit-you-not. The police found the video camera
with what they filmed so far.
it stops after making the kid.