Alice was on an acid trip
Bugs Bunny is gay
Snow white was nothing but a pretty hooker
So what am I to say?

Cinderella was a con artist
Sleeping Beauty was date raped
The Twelve princess were on ecstasy
From these stories my childhood was shaped?

Hansel and Gretal had eating disorders
Tinkerbell will die, even if you believe
Gepeto had hallucinations
This is what we call naive?