A hymn of praise
To ye ladder which had fallen apart,
And left the teacher in the missing teacher's chart;
To ye bolts that went loose,
And broke the legs of the unwanted goose

The tree had collapsed,
Its roots dismembered,
Its leaves are withering,
But no one is caring

Beware the evil tutor,
The homework that hurt,
The grades in court;
Beware the eternal specter,
The everlasting dementor

A hymn of praise
To ye one ladder which dare
Ending everybody's mare.
It's time for the world to rejoice
For ye ladder had made the right choice...

Dedicated resentfully to my destructive tor-mentor