Hello,
I am a wall.

You could yell at me, you could hate me, you could talk to
me, you could tell me all your secrets, don't worry they're
safe with me because I will remain a wall, and despite what
rumors say, walls cannot talk.

I'm not Pink Floyd's wall. I'm not just a brick. I'm the
whole wall, a single human wall. I'd prefer if you locate me
outdoors though, I'd like to be a garden wall.

Thank you in Advance
Sincerely
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