You should have been born in the summer
Then you would have liked the ocean
Its bluish charm would have caught you
Like some kind of magic potion.

You should have been born in the spring time
Then you wouldn't be allergic to flowers
And you wouldn't be attached to tissues
And blow your nose for hours on hours.

You should have been born in the winter
Or perhaps in the middle of fall?
When I look at you closely I think that
You should have never been born at all.